lotsofes/helpers/browsers/konqueror.php

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<html><head>
<title>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerror</title>
<style>
body {
padding: 3em 0em;
background: #eeeeee;
color: black;
}
img {
float: left;
}
#box {
background: white;
border: 1px solid lightgray;
max-width: 600px;
min-width: 300px;
padding: 60px;
margin: auto;
}
h1 {
font-size: 130%;
font-weight: bold;
border-bottom: 1px solid lightgray;
margin-left: 96px;
}
h2 {
font-size: 100%;
font-weight: normal;
border-bottom: 1px solid lightgray;
margin-left: 96px;
margin-bottom: 15px;
}
h3 {
font-size: 90%;
font-weight: bold;
}
ul {
font-size: 80%;
padding-left: 48px;
margin: 0;
}
p {
font-size: 80%;
}
</style>
</head>
<body dir="ltr">
<div id="box">
<img alt="warning icon" src="data:/usr/share/icons/breeze/status/dialogs/dialog-warning.svg;base64,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
<h1>The requested operation could not be completed</h1><h2>An unknown eeeeeeeeeeeeerror occured</h2><h3>Details of the Request:</h3><ul><li>URL: http://eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.ee/</li><li>Protocol: http</li><li>Date and Time: Too late for me.</li><li>Additional Information: An eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerror occured and I don't know why.</li></ul><h3>Description:</h3><p>Actually, I see lots of e's. And I think they are here to kill me.</p><h3>Possible Causes:</h3><ul><li>I'm probably drunk. Sorry about that, I've been having a hard day, too.</li></ul><h3>Possible Solutions:</h3><ul><li>Good night.</li></ul>
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</body></html>